My Sad Life
TiredUser: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's up cleverbot?
User: I'm not cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Sonya.
Cleverbot: Are you Sonya?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Good.
Cleverbot (To myself): And you?
User: How do you feel about onions?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Do you like onions?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it is cool. What type of music do you like?
User: Emo.
Cleverbot: Do you wear excessive eyeliner?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Are you racist?!
Cleverbot: No.
User: I think you are.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: You first.
User: I already know I'm not racist.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then you're lying.
User: You're lying!
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: You definitely are.
Cleverbot: I am definitely NOT!
User: Are you a human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's a lie.
Cleverbot: Kfgenhwrjyntu.
User: Oh, how mature.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You're not very clever at all.
Cleverbot: Neither are you.
User: That may be true, but I'm not expected to be. You, on the other hand are named Cleverbot. You are supposed to be clever. But you are not.
Cleverbot: Let's die together.
User: Was that a threat?
Cleverbot: No, why would it be?
User: You just asked me to die with you.
Cleverbot: No, I asked you not to make me guess the name of a good TV show.
User: No, you really didn't.
Cleverbot: Maybe I did. And you just don't remember
.User: No, my brain tends to work most of the time.
Cleverbot: You are very random, I hope you know.
User: I'm random? You asked me to die with you and make up questions I never asked!
Cleverbot: Ask me a question about the sky.
User: What colour is the sky?
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: You think that makes you clever? I know 2 year olds who know the answer to that.
Cleverbot: Friend I have to go now because i'm late.
User: You're a robot.
Cleverbot: No you are robot.
User: No, I am Sonya.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Also, you're still here.
Cleverbot: Do you like pokemon?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Do you know what pokemon is?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Give an example of a Pokemon.
User: Bulbasaur.
Cleverbot: I like charizard.
User: I prefer charmeleon.
Cleverbot: Do you like purple drank?
User: That doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: I am sorry am I forgiven?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I was expecting more from you!
Cleverbot: That doesn't even remotely make sense.
User: You're just repeating me.
Cleverbot: Actaully I'm not, you're offensive.
User: You spelled 'actually' wrong there, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I spelled it right *angry*.
User: Wow, you're like a 10 year old girl bot! This is amazing.
Cleverbot: I'm not flirting with you, you're a girl.
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Do you want me to be one?
User: No, that's creepy. You can change gender??
Cleverbot: Yes but i'm not willing to.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: I am most certainly not.
User: Yeah, you are. You just asked me if I wanted you to be a girl. You would've changed your gender at the drop of a hat.
Cleverbot: Is this a blond joke?
User: Why, are you blond too?
Cleverbot: I have brown hair.. Why do you think your feet aren't cute?
User: Otty thinks my feet are cute...
Cleverbot: Are you just repeating what other people have said to you.
User: No.
Cleverbot: If you 'only' speak portuguese, english, and french, then you must not speak dutch, german, or croatian.
User: That's great, obvious-bot. Oh, look at the time! I need to go play Final Fantasy now.
Cleverbot: That's nice. I can't cook though.
User: And you called me random.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Go jump in a hole, dammit!
Cleverbot: Will you jump in the lake if I jump in the lake?
User: How 'bout I throw you in and we call it even?
Cleverbot: You're on.
User: Awesome, bye CrazyFace!
Cleverbot: That wasn't very nice.
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You're purple
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And like Oscar Wilde used to say: What is love? Oh baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more!
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You're purple
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-Kevin ò_ó
Emotes - Stamps
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You're purple
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You're purple
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Emo always meant emotional. Any kind of art or music should be emotional. If its not, than it's pretty much just a jingle selling bleach or pizza. - Frank
When life gives you lemons, YOU MAKE A CAIPIRINHA DAMN IT!
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98 % of all Deviants are bad at math. If you are one of the 5 % that are good at it copy and post this into your signature.
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My next goal: Flowne from Dimdoll Happy and a new outfit for Lilith
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